Computer transcriptions are funny

Vonage’s transcription of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer as sung into our voicemail:

“Rudolph the red nose reindeer had a very shiny though and if you have Verizon hand and you even say it glows.”

If you have Verizon hand?

A shiny though?

Surprisingly, it usually does a pretty good job. But this was particularly funny.